House of Chic

Aug 17
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MTV: (Not) all about the music

  • MTV Girl: Reading festival, does anyone mainstream actually play there?
  • Me: Radiohead are headlining this year.
  • MTV Girl: Radiohead? They're not mainstream.
  • Me: Errr, they're pretty mainstream. You do know who they are don't you?
  • MTV Girl: I've heard 'of them' but can't think of any songs. If they're sooo mainstream, when did they last have a number 1!
Aug 16
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That bitch didn’t so much suck d*ck as whittle it!
Aug 15
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Danger from behind

  • The Horne: *Shakes her butt*
  • Craig: She bruised me last night doing that!
Aug 13
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Snoop Dogg was really professional, an OK guy. I’d rather work with animals though!
— Anonymous MTV employee
Aug 11
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Size isn't everything

  • Me: I'll have a saveloy & chips please.
  • Cheeky F&C Woman: Is that a large saveloy? *Looks me up & down* Ah no a small, not a large! Hahahahaha
  • Me: Erm....
Aug 08
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Documentary about John Hughes - Trailer

Via. Shamir Allibhai

Aug 05
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Do you remember the other one who tried to DJ for us? The one with the tiger head who smelled.
— The one & only Doug
Aug 03
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The Man on the Moon

  • Me: You should go and see Moon whilst it's playing.
  • Missdx: Yeah I want to see that.
  • Me: It's very good.
  • Missdx: Is it a documentary...about a man that lives on the moon?
  • Me: ???
Aug 01
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syntheticpubes:

You probably shouldn’t watch this.

Via, syntheticpubes

Jul 30
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misstugui: o by Roger Ballen

misstugui:

o by Roger Ballen