August 2009
13 posts
“Maybe she’s done it cause she hates you. Maybe she did it on purpose!”
Oh, that's me!
Me: It's great here *at Reading* Wouldn't it be brilliant to have a job that paid you to do this?
Krister: You do.
Me: Wow...yeah I do???
Krister: Nice, fast work.
WatchA great video and an amazing adventure.
The Longest Way 1.0 - one year walk/beard grow time lapse on Vimeo (via Vimeo)
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MTV: (Not) all about the music
MTV Girl: Reading festival, does anyone mainstream actually play there?
Me: Radiohead are headlining this year.
MTV Girl: Radiohead? They're not mainstream.
Me: Errr, they're pretty mainstream. You do know who they are don't you?
MTV Girl: I've heard 'of them' but can't think of any songs. If they're sooo mainstream, when did they last have a number 1!
“That bitch didn’t so much suck d*ck as whittle it!”
Danger from behind
The Horne: *Shakes her butt*
Craig: She bruised me last night doing that!
“Snoop Dogg was really professional, an OK guy. I’d rather work with...”
– Anonymous MTV employee
Size isn't everything
Me: I'll have a saveloy & chips please.
Cheeky F&C Woman: Is that a large saveloy? *Looks me up & down* Ah no a small, not a large! Hahahahaha
Me: Erm....
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“Do you remember the other one who tried to DJ for us? The one with the tiger...”
– The one & only Doug
The Man on the Moon
Me: You should go and see Moon whilst it's playing.
Missdx: Yeah I want to see that.
Me: It's very good.
Missdx: Is it a documentary...about a man that lives on the moon?
Me: ???
July 2009
11 posts
