July 2009
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I only talk to girls, I don’t smell them. OK!
– Oriental guy to friends
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Our doorman’s drove home!
– Club manager re: JD hard drinking bouncer heading home
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This isn't the cake you're looking for
Me: Here's your dinner
Caleb: That's not my dinner!
Me: Yes it is?
Caleb: Noooo. Where's my real cake? Get it out of the oven!
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